Natal

Minha amiga Nancy!
Tis the season!! And if I hear one more xtimas song I`m going nuts. Everywhere I go they are playing these damn songs about xtimas and sleigh and goodies and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (which is my least favorite!!!)!!
Last Saturday I went to this xtimas open house party. I ate so much!!! I really had my way on that table! I was by far the youngest in that party...which made things kinda boring..until I met NANCY!! So much fun!! She probably had 6 cosmos and of course she started to talk!!! She said she would like to have a penis (WHAT?) cuz it`s a practical and you can pee anywhere (???). She freaking spilled her cosmo all over her skirt, goes to the kitchen and comes back with a towel around her waste (so ugly!!) and asks me "do I look fine?", "you look great Nancy!!!"


Irma de Janeth!!!

Eh Nataaaal!!!! E eu nao aguento mais ouvir musica de natal tocando O DIA TODO!! Serio! Toda musica de natal o dia inteiro aonde quer q eu vah!! Agora, pra piorar, Doug comprou 3 cds de natal que ele toca em casa o tempo todo!!

No sabado eu fui numa festa de Natal. Mas vc imagina uma pessoa que comeu sem parar!!! E o Robert (amigo do Doug) me pergunta "vc quer beber o que? Vinho, eggnog, champagnhe??" Raaan!! Pedi um chaaaaaaam neh!! (irma..lembrei de vc). A pessoa mais nova depois de mim tinha 38 anos e foi com ela (Nancy - mae solteira, cabelereira) que eu garrei amizade. Minha amiga Nancy estava altissima e comecou a falar!! Diz ela que queria ter um penis (Cuma?? Oo) Pq eh mto mais pratico etc etc etc. DOIDA!! Papo vai, papo vem ela derrama metade do cosmopolitan que ela tava bebendo na saia ... ficou toda cagada minha amiga, daih ela vai na cozinha e volta com uma toalha enrolada na cintura "Andre, toh bem??", "Tah linda Nancy!!!"